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We are planning on the centrepiece becoming the 24h of Blackwood

what!!!! a 24 hour race? thats mental. remember DVT. (im really paranoid about that now)

haha i beat you. (just)

rabbits are crap. and so are hamsters, so ill go for a siberian husky. (but rabbit if i had too pick one)


les paul or an SG?

another thought.

in that long 360 lap race, is there any chance i could get Deep Vein Thrombosis (DVT) in my legs?

or am i just being paranoid?

sorry bout the pointles thread.

no car should be slower. its fine how it is. please. just leave it.

Quote from nutty boy :

Sadness Ratings

Tristan is a whole ~1000 in front of jack and ~1500 in front of XC

haha nutty boy iv slowly been rising through the ranks and your my next victim to overtake.

thumb, i play guitar so technicaly i need my fingers on my left hand more than my thumb. but on right i need both. :S

barbi or a russian doll

i have adobe photoshop 7, and normally when ive selected the pen or erasor tool ect, i have the little crosshair in the centre, and a circle around it showing how big of an area it will cover, however for some reson now theres no circle round it so i dont know how thick the pen is till i actually draw. its a bitch. can anyone help me.

EDIT: panick over, its back.

left.

braking left leg or right leg.

pedals shake when you hit a small tractor tyre on the ground and dent your bumper . ahh, good old days. before police men.

Quote from Crazy Harry :

You better remove your post. Maybe some knowitalls in here will tell you

USE THE SEARCH FUNCTION! illepall

http://www.lfsforum.net/showthread.php?t=10179

Anyway. IMHO you can´t do right. If you use the search function and find an old thread they will tell you:

WHY YOU DIG OUT OLD THREADS?!? illepall

+1. and +1 for another oval, although i think a rally stage is more needed at the moment. and a rally car. and dirt on cars. and rain. and snow. and night times(for bl car park )

id be a freebird again. ahhh, the freedom. use any skins you want. enter leagues under "privateer". ahhh.

i want mettalic and pearlescent paint. skins would be a problem though, if colours changed. :S

public skin, feel free to add a number to side but please do not edit further.

enjoy.

theres 2048*2048 and 1024*1024 for lfsworld.

iv never watched the v8 supercars before, but after joining a batracer game i liked the look of this one, so iv started skinning it, bear in mind this is a WIP, im pretty pleased so far, even though theres not much done yet. i just liked the look of the tiger on the side.

also, does anybody have a sort of "black mask" i can put over the skin at the end to tidy it up.

try checking in the hardware section, there could be something in there somewhere. i think ffb pedals would be cool.

Quote from Gentlefoot :

Talking of things that make you wee. If you put your hand in tepid water it has this effect. Someone told me years ago so we tried it on a mate who had passed out on the sofa at the end of the night. It worked. We laughed

i once fell in a river in the middle of winter with only shorts and a tshirt on and had to continue the cross country run. i didnt wee. although i was too numb i probs wouldnt of noticed if im honest.

EDIT: right im off to watch friday night with jonothan ross (brilliant man), and have a cup of tea. i mite even wear my dads slippers and turn the tv off so my mam cant laff at jonothan

Quote from jamesrowe :

wee in a rover instead

i had a rover metro to drive around in a feild a few year ago. i loved it. it was my lil baby. my dad has a rover, my mam has a rover, and she had a different rover before that. but they are poo tho so ill let you off.

i wonder if i could link urinating to lfs?

EDIT: btw i made a very very basic skin that had a decent rover grill on it if anyone wants it. it comes in british racing green or dark blue or dark red, all trimmed with white. no sponsors though. i got bored fairly quickly.

hey are people still keeping track of this, iv started sliping and forgetting to tweak setups and so on. do any1 else have this trouble?

Quote from jamesrowe :

What they got to do with weeing?

weeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllll, lets see,

when stones/pebbles ect are at the bottom of a river bed, and there is sufficient power in the river, these stones will be pushed allong the river bed, like, "rolling stones", subsequently, when the river is flowing fast, it gives out sound waves which tend to trigger something physcologically in your mind which tells you you want a wee because it connects the sound of you having a piss with the sound of the river, which contains rolling stones. there. jesus, i can talk some crap cant i.

oooh, we have a new member called johndeer15, mibi him and SamH can talk about tractors. anyone like the rolling stones?

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A diaper (in North America) or nappy (in the British Isles and many Commonwealth countries) is an absorbent garment worn by individuals who are incontinent, that is, lack control over bladder or bowel movements, or who are unable to reach the toilet when needed. This group primarily includes infants and young children, as well as some elderly people and some with a physical or mental disability.

Diapers are occasionally worn by adults who are unable or not allowed to reach a toilet for longer than their bladders can hold out. They may be referred to as incontinence pads. Examples are :

• People suffering from incontinence.
  
• People who suffer from heavy sleeping.
  
• Women who are pregnant and must urinate very frequently, and urgently.
  
• People who are bedridden or recovering from surgery.
  
• People who are disabled and sometimes confined to a wheelchair or paralyzed
  
• Sometimes elderly people use diapers for lack of bladder control

When to change a diaper is the decision of the caregiver. Some people believe that diapers should be changed at fixed times of the day for a routine, such as after naps and after meals. Other people believe that diapers should be changed when they feel a change is needed regardless of timing. Still others people believe a diaper should be changed immediately upon wetting or soiling. And, some believe that a diaper should be changed only when the wearer is uncomfortable, the diaper is full, the diaper is leaking, or the wearer has a bowel movement.
To avoid skin irritation, commonly referred to as diaper rash, the diaper of those prone to it should be changed as soon as possible after it is soiled (especially by fecal matter). The combination of urine and feces creates ammonia. Ammonia irritates skin and can cause painful redness. During the change, after the buttocks are cleaned and dried, some people use baby oil, barrier creme or baby powder to reduce the possibility of irritation. The most effective means to prevent and treat diaper rash is to expose the buttocks to air and sunshine as often as possible. There are also drying creams based on such ingredients as zinc oxide which can be used to treat diaper rash. Before disposing of a diaper, either in a diaper pail for washing or the garbage, fecal matter should be removed as much as possible and placed in a toilet to avoid landfill and ground water contamination.

hehe, wikipedia is back up and running. hands up who can tell.

Quote from jamesrowe :

now how about that masturbate thread? haha

i would but im frightened ill get banned. that thread would be disturbing i think. and then i would have to look up some usefull info on masturbation, and if my dad walked in when i was looking for it then id go really red. and also it would be bad if therer was jpeg attachments *me crys*

Quote from P5YcHoM4N :

I'm sure a Scotish person would get confused by this thread.

"How often do you little"

lol. good one.

not fair. wikipedia is dead. can anyone else get on it and get results for a search, then ill know if its just me. cheers anyone who does this.